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Ktir Gharibi Indeed!

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Forget the armed groups kidnappings citizens all over Lebanon…
Forget the armed militiamen firing at each other killing innocent people in the process …
Forget the criminals, thieves and rapists …
Forget the thugs burning tires and blocking roads …
Forget the fanatics burning down KFC, Hardees and a bunch of other shops …

Forget all those minor threats to our security and meet those behind the insecurity in Lebanon:

Approximately seven activists from the Chaml civil rights group took to Parliament Street this morning dressed in wedding attire and holding placards calling for the passing of a non-religious personal status law, aka civil marriage law. Their demands were met by the same reaction. They were arrested, beaten and humiliated with one of them being subjected to sexual harassment with a use of a rifle. [Link]

Maskhara!

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Via Annahar

Al-Manar: Demonstrators in Tripoli, Lebanon set fire to KFC restaurant to protest anti-Islam film.

Few media sources are saying it was an angry Lebanese policeman who started the fire after his order was 20 minutes late. Others are saying Tripoli residents thought of holding a large BBQ to welcome the Pope and things went wrong.

Alaa Safwan, 23, had just delivered a pizza from Pizza Hut when he was intercepted by a silver Nissan Tida, a statement from Pizza Hut said. Three men got out of the car and stabbed Safwan. They proceeded to rob him of LL250,000 in cash and the remaining pizzas in his possession. [DailyStar]

If it was a KFC or Hawa Chicken “delovery”, policemen would have stopped the robbery and caught the thieves in no time.

Watch the first act for more proof that Lebanese Police & Chicken are inseparable. KFC should set up a branch in every police station to enhance their performance.

I just posted this to inform you the two individuals who stole a KFC branch in Saida last week were finally arrested.

The ISF members have been working day and night to catch those criminals and make sure KFC remains operational. Chicken-fried restaurants are a matter of national security in Lebanon.

An Internal Security Forces member was injured in a gunfight with robbers of a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in the southern city of Sidon at dawn Monday, the National News Agency reported. [Naharnet]

It just doesn’t get any better than this.

Thanks Joe!

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