Category Archives: Humor

Five Things Less Important Than Lebanese Flag Shoes

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As you all know, highly hazardous and dangerous Lebanese flag shoes were confiscated two days ago for reasons that I still can’t understand. On another note, here are few meaningless issues that were taking place the same week:

1- The Lebanese authorities were unable to bring prisoners from inside Roumieh prison to show in court. I don’t know how that is even possible.
2- Fadel Shaker, who’s a highly wanted terrorist accused of killing Lebanese Army Soldiers, stated that he’s inside Ain el Hilweh.
3- Two innocent civilians were killed inside their home by known gunmen in the town of Btedi’i in the Bekaa, yet the Jaafar clan refuses to give away the murderers.
4- Half of Lebanon’s roads got flooded due to the latest storm including the Rafic Hariri airport.
5- Lebanon is still without a president.

Hospital غير مطابق

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inside hospital via BintJbeil

This is probably a fake picture but it cracked me up. To be honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if it really happened in Lebanon. I wouldn’t be surprised of anything happening here anymore.

Update: The hospital stated that it is fake but no one can prove it I guess. I couldn’t find the picture anywhere else on Google.

A Kim Kardashian Inspired Lebanese Campaign To (Try To) Break The Lebanese Government

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No one’s breaking the Lebanese government and when we had the chance as Lebanese to say no, only few of us went down and got beaten up while trying to say no to the extension. Nevertheless, it wouldn’t hurt for politicians to eat the crap we’re apparently eating everyday according to our Health Minister lol!

By the way and speaking of Kim Kardashian, let’s just keep in mind that her ugly plastic ass made the headlines around the world while the Rosetta mission was making history by landing on the surface of a comet. This is very similar to what’s happening in Lebanon lately, whereas we ignore important topics and get distracted by silly things or come up with silly things to promote noble causes but end up forgetting all about them (Just like that Ice Bucket Challenge).

This #Telhassotize reminded me of the “Strip for Jackie” campaign. Where is Jackie anyway?