Category Archives: Humor

Lebanese Pot Farmers Vs. Da3esh

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Who would have thought? Da3esh is actually uniting Lebanese factions in certain areas. I’d love to see pot farmers smoking weed and fighting alongside the Lebanese Army against terrorist groups in the Bekaa.

Among Lebanese authorities, there’s some suspicion but also a tacit acceptance that, if worse comes to worst, the farmers may act. “I think they’re using Islamic State militants as an excuse to justify having weapons, but the real reason is to protect their hashish,” Col. Ghassan Shamseddine, head of Lebanon’s drug enforcement unit, told SBS News. “But, of course, if there’s any assault from outside of Lebanon into Lebanon, they may use their weapons to help the army.”

For the farmers, the concern may be understandable: The Bekaa Valley is not far from Syria, and the Lebanese military has clashed with Syrian militants in the border town of Arsal. Neither the Islamic State nor al-Qaeda proxy Jabhat al-Nusra have shown themselves to be sympathetic to marijuana cultivation: In August, Islamic State militants released a video that showed them burning marijuana fields in Syria. [WashingtonPost]

Lebanese Patient Ordered His Friends To Fire At a Baalbeck Hospital Because His Masculinity Was At Stake

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You can’t make this stuff up.

BAALBEK, Lebanon: A patient, angry that a doctor tried to shave his body hair to perform an operation, called his friends to open fire on a Baalbek hospital Monday, sources said. The patient, a member of the Zeaiter family, was drawn into a verbal dispute with the surgeon who told him he would need to shave stomach hair to perform surgery on his kidney. [DailyStar]

Lebanese TVs Gone Crazy

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First we have LBCI News quoting Laila Abdel Latif, then Al Jadeed spreading an unverified story about a certain Madame Hmmayyid who wishes to blow herself up on Achoura, and the Lebanese Army tanks are being fed Red bull and can fly now.

PS: The tanks screenshot is probably fake or photoshopped but I wouldn’t be surprised if it were true given how professional TVs and medias are in Lebanon.

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