Category Archives: Humor

Can You Smoke Arguile While Dancing Dabke?

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I am sure you all opened that post to check out how someone can dance and smoke arguile at the same time, but the aim was to shed the light on a Facebook page “Sa2afetna” launched recently and aimed at bringing back our true culture and encouraging people to make a difference and share the stories that matter most. Of course it doesn’t hurt to share fun videos from time to time but the problem is when media rely on such videos and clickbaits to boost their views instead of creating proper content and sharing fun and silly videos from time to time.

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Teaching Lebanese News Portals How To Verify A Picture

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I’ve spotted at least 3 or 4 old or fake pictures being shared by various Lebanese TVs and news portals ever since the Hezbollah attack on the Israeli convoy. Here’s one of them showing a picture of a destroyed US combat vehicle in a 2013 article.

These pictures reminded me of an old post I wrote two years ago where I explained how you can verify if a picture is fake or not using Google. I hope they make good use of it and avoid the embarrassment.

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Update: As stated by Mustapha in the comment below, Ta3biriyya means the photo is not related to the event, but this term was added after they had posted the picture as you can see from the edit history.

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Fired Casino Employee Spotted Asking For Casino Du Liban Directions To Protest

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So first we have people demonstrating against 24-hour electricity in Zahle and now we have employees protesting after they got fired for not showing up to work. The title is of course a joke but I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them didn’t know where the Casino du Liban is. According to LBCI, some of them used to get paid up as high as $11,000 without any attendance … while others were residing outside Lebanon.

Of course if some of these 191 fired employees never skipped work or weren’t among the corrupt ones, then it’s their right to protest but those who used to get paid and never showed up to work should be fined not just fired.

tweet via Ghassan

Casino du Liban was plunged into a major crisis on Tuesday after the board of directors sacked 191 contract employees in a step it described as a “salvation” move, which prompted the laid off workers to shut down the vital tourist attraction. “Due to your lack of discipline and your irregular attendance at work, hence your lack of productivity at the Casino du Liban company, it has been decided to consider you dismissed from work at your full responsibility as of the evening of Friday, January 30, 2015,” the company said in a dismissal letter sent to the employees. [Link]

Catchy Headlines To Make A Pointless And Useless Story Go Viral

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I am sure you’ve all clicked on such titles only to find out the story is lame and stupid. I wouldn’t go as far as to say “Journalism is dying” in Lebanon but the amount of pointless and stupid online stories that are being published is increasing dramatically and we are to blame as well as the journalists.

PS: The above titles were all made up so don’t go looking for them :)

Can Someone Explain This Article To Me?

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I’ve read this story three times and I can’t figure out if the author is trying to be funny or is for real. He’s basically suggesting Bou Faour should go check if the food in Dubai is safe because Myriam Fares got poisoned? Is he seriously doubting the food safety standards in Dubai and praising what we have in Lebanon?

I am not sure if delusional is the right word to describe the author of this article.

The food safety campaign conducted by Minister of Health Wael Abou Faour did not stop. But will it reach Dubai? Lebanese diva Myriam Fares posted on her Instagram official page a photo showing a serum bag, with her name written in Latin.

Commenting on the photo, the songstress explained that she had been admitted to hospital since Monday due to food poisoning, hoping that she would get better by Friday. “I hope I get better by Friday from the food poisoning I have been suffering from since Monday so that I would be able to perform at a wedding in Dubai and make it as unforgettable evening to two persons starting a new chapter in their lives,” Fares said.

So will Abou Faour launch a probe in Myriam’s case? Will he check if the food in Dubai abides by the safety standards?

Zahle Is Getting 24-hour Electricity Soon And Some People Are Demonstrating Against It!

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It may seem hard to believe but these people are demonstrating because Zahle is getting 24-hour electricity soon and their generators will become useless. I think they should be held accountable for ripping off people with ridiculous generator bills all these years.

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Thanks Mustapha!