Category Archives: Humor

Captain Majed Breaks His Silence

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Clickbaits and misleading headlines are unfortunately becoming a trend in Lebanon and all media channels are using them to get hits and create a buzz. Anaween Areeda عناوين عريضة is a newly launched Facebook page that makes fun of these catchy headlines and their posts are hilarious so far!

PS: I think someone should come up with an app that “lebanonizes” the news just like Anaween Areeda is doing.

The First Episode Of The Lebanese Kardashians Is As Expected

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The Sisters show has begun and the first episode is as expected, a pointless meaningless TV show and an insult to our intelligence. I was only able to watch 15 minutes of the 50-minute long episode and here’s what I’ve learned:

– One of the sisters is a reckless driver and couldn’t figure out that the car ran out of fuel.
– The older sister thinks she’s French and has the most popular blog on Instagram (Still can’t figure that out).
– One of the sisters has a terrible voice.
– Farah is the cutest of the three sisters. It wasn’t that hard to figure out 😛

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It’s Confirmed! Whitney Houston Is Still Alive According To Nadine Magazine

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Since a lot of people have asked me about the Whitney Houston article I shared this morning, I asked a friend to pick up the Nadine Magazine from a nearby library and see if it’s there and it turned out to be true. Whitney Houston is still alive and is feeling sad over her daughter’s accident according to Nadine Magazine.

I honestly have nothing to say here. I can’t believe a magazine that only talks about stars, fashion and gossip doesn’t know that Whitney Houston has passed away, or worse that whomever read this piece of article didn’t see anything wrong with it.

Speaking of Nadine Magazine, check out this hilarious front page and headline that they had a year ago.

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FAIL: Omak For Sale, Lebanese Buses Humor And Whitney Houston Brought Back To Life

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Here’s a bunch of funny stories that I picked up in the past few days. The Omak ad is hilarious and reminds me of that spa in Achrafieh that was called Ommak or something like that. As for the Whitney Houston article, it was shared by my friend Dyala but I couldn’t confirm yet if it’s a recent magazine or not. The sure thing is that Whitney Houston doesn’t have a daughter called Sarah.

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A Lesson For Every Lebanese Driver Trying To Skip Traffic Illegally

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Every day, I see drivers specially those with 4×4 vehicles trying to go from one side of the highway to the other to skip traffic, specially on the Dora highway. Aside from the fact that it’s against the law and considered very dangerous driving, I don’t understand why people are so reckless about their cars in Lebanon. Why would you put your life in danger and drive like an idiot? Why would you wreck your car if it’s a rental? What’s the logic behind that?

In all cases, I hope the picture above will be a lesson for all drivers to stop trying these stupid maneuvers.

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