Why are we still hearing about Despacito? Isn’t this song over by now? If you thought the original song sucked, then wait till you hear this Lebanese version by some guy called Wajdi Kassas.

Lyrics aside, WTF is that video clip about? Why are they in a fish place? Why is there a hot chick at the fish market? Why is the lady at the beginning praying to the Saints? Why is Despacito spelled wrong in the video? Why did I waste 4 minutes watching this?