Posted by Najib
Here’s what happened to a friend of mine a week ago during her massage session at a popular spa which i will refrain from naming as per her request.
Note: All characters showing in this post are fictitious. Any resemblance in names to real persons is purely coincidental.
Miss T. : Bonjour.
Receptionist: Bonjour Madame, how can i help you?
Miss T.: I wish to confirm my massage session tomorrow at 4 pm.
Receptionist: Confirmed, anything else i can help you with?
Miss T.: Non, merci.
Receptionist: Tekram 3aynik Madame.
Next day at 4 pm, Miss T. arrives as scheduled at her massage session.
Receptionist: Bonjour Madame, please be seated for a second.
Few Minutes later, Monsieur Philippe arrives:
Monsieur Philippe: I’m afraid Madam that there was a confusion when taking your appointment; we can only accomodate you at 4:40 instead of 4…
Miss T. : This would be impossible as I’m on a tight schedule, there should be another solution.
Monsieur Philippe: Would you mind then, if a male takes care of it.
Miss T: Hmmmmmmmm, only if he was a certified physio-therapist.
Monsieur Philippe: Well of course, I myself will perform the massage on you.
(Monsieur Philippe joins Miss T and asks her to get comfortable and lie down on the massage table)
Monsieur Philippe: is this your first time?
Miss T.: Here yes but i usually have one session every month.
Monsieur Philippe: Oh i’m sure you’ll enjoy that session and come back shortly for more.
Miss T.: Great!
15 minutes later
(Monsieur Philippe starts massaging in a “suspicious” way certain upper private areas)
Miss T. : Is That supposed to be normal?
Monsieur Philippe: Please Madam, you are dealing with a pro.
Miss T.: Hmmmmmmmmmm. OK
(Monsieur Philippe gets too comfortable)
Miss T. (annoyed): What the hell do you think you’re doing?
Monsieur Philippe: What do you mean??? aren’t you pleased?
Miss T. (pissed off): I want to get the hell out of here and talk to the management.
Monsieur Philippe: But I AM the manager; anyway it was a simple a mistake and my hands slipped.
Miss T. (pissed off): Mistake my ass! And i thought that was a respectful spa.
Monsieur Philippe: Please calm down, i might get fired for this.
Miss T. (pissed off): I sure hope so.
(Miss.T ended up making a big scene in front of the entire management and cancelling her membership at the spa.)
The saddening part is that this was not some regular massage place or those so-called Anti-Stress centers that provide “happy endings” for those who pay for it, but a very expensive and known spa.
Anyway, thumbs up for Miss.T and i hope this employee gets fired.
PS: He apparently got fired two days ago.