Technical Support: Bonsoir, keef fiyye se3dak?
Me: Bonsoir, badde 2es2alak iza fi chi machkal 3al internet?
Technical Support: No everything looks normal. What is your account?
(So I gave him my account)
Technical Support: Everything looks normal on my screen.
Me: Great! But everything looks great here too but I cannot go online for some reason.
Technical Support: Hmm, is this happening with you everyday at this hour (around 11pm).
Me: Almost every day yes.
Technical Support: Sorry we cannot do anything about it. The lines are getting overcrowded so some people are left out without internet.
Me: So this means everyone in Lebanon might be having the same issue I have?
Technical Support: I am afraid yes.
Me: And when do I expect to have my connection back?
Technical Support: I am afraid I do not have an answer for that.
Me: Thank you for your time.
I don’t think we should campaign for a faster connection, we should campaign for a connection to begin with!