Technical Support: Bonsoir, keef fiyye se3dak?

Me: Bonsoir, badde 2es2alak iza fi chi machkal 3al internet?

Technical Support: No everything looks normal. What is your account?

(So I gave him my account)

Technical Support: Everything looks normal on my screen.

Me: Great! But everything looks great here too but I cannot go online for some reason.

Technical Support: Hmm, is this happening with you everyday at this hour (around 11pm).

Me: Almost every day yes.

Technical Support: Sorry we cannot do anything about it. The lines are getting overcrowded so some people are left out without internet.

Me: So this means everyone in Lebanon might be having the same issue I have?

Technical Support: I am afraid yes.

Me: And when do I expect to have my connection back?

Technical Support: I am afraid I do not have an answer for that.

Me: Thank you for your time.

I don’t think we should campaign for a faster connection, we should campaign for a connection to begin with!