Yesterday on my way back home, MIX FM were having a competition asking listeners to SMS a funny phrase or joke. The winner would get a new Nokia E5.

Most of the phrases sent were clichés and many jokes could not be read live (dirty or racist ones), and the guy who finally won came out with “I can touch Mc Hammer”. I thought it was pretty funny, at least much funnier than most of the others i heard.

My friend who was with me sent him a quote from the Love Guru:
“If you uncle Jack helps you off an elephant. Would you help your uncle jack off an elephant”

But he did not read it.