Most of the phrases sent were clichÃ©s and many jokes could not be read live (dirty or racist ones), and the guy who finally won came out with “I can touch Mc Hammer”. I thought it was pretty funny, at least much funnier than most of the others i heard.
My friend who was with me sent him a quote from the Love Guru:
“If you uncle Jack helps you off an elephant. Would you help your uncle jack off an elephant”
But he did not read it.