Lebanese Government Formation Commonly Used Terms

Lebanon has been without a fully functional government for over a year now, and is headed towards more chaos and poverty amid a worsening social and economic crisis. Despite all that, the political parties fighting over their shares in the new government don't seem too bothered by what's happening around them. Almost 20 meetings between Hariri and Aoun, and 13 meetings so far between Mikati and Aoun and the only useful thing that came out…

[Spoiler Alert] What Happens To Beirut In The Movie Greenland?

Ever since the situation started deteriorating in Lebanon, especially in 2020 where we had to face an economic crisis, a pandemic, a collapsing Lira and the August 4 blast, many Lebanese would jokingly wish for a meteor or a comet to strike and destroy Earth. Well there's a movie that was released in 2020 called Greenland, where a family struggles for survival in the face of a planet-killing comet racing to Earth. However, at the…
Humor

New Foreign Affairs Minister Finally Showing on Ministry Website

6 months ago
The above picture is showing the former Foreign Affairs minister, but if you visit the MFA’s website and click on its social media channels, you will be directed to the former minister instead of the ...
Humor

Caretake PM Hassan Diab is Not Happy With His Salary

6 months ago
Our grumpy good-for-nothing caretake PM Hassan Diab apparently has time to give interviews to foreign media. In his most recent interview with Financial Times, he was complaining on how he’s stuck in office on less ...
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Information Minister Manal Abdel Samad is Joining The World’s Longest Zoom Meeting

7 months ago
The Lebanese Ministry of Information tweeted yesterday that minister Abdel Samad has received an invitation to host the longest Zoom meeting in the world that is expected to last more than 28 hours. The event ...
Critiques

Where Did the Bank Deposits Go?

9 months ago
Between end of 2018 and February 2020, 98,885 accounts were closed in Lebanese banks, the majority holding between 5 and 30 Million Liras. $21.3 Billion Dollars is the total amount of cash withdrawn from banks ...
Critiques

Latest Lalaland News: BDL Set to Introduce Digital Currency in 2021

10 months ago
BDL has been considering a digital currency since 2017 following the rise of bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies, and is apparently set to launch it in 2021, according to Governor Riad Salameh. The digital currency is ...
Humor

Wissam Magdy Hilarious Clip on Trump 2020 Campaign

10 months ago
Egyptian Artist Wissam Magdy remade an old song dedicated to Egypt’s dictator Hosni Mubarak and turned it into a pro-Trump song. For those who haven’t heard the original song, it was more of a small ...
Critiques

Health Minister Says Lebanon Will Get COVID-19 Vaccine By End of Year

11 months ago
Our joke of a health minister has announced that Lebanon will be getting its share of COVID-19 vaccines by end of year or max by January 2021. However, he did not specify what vaccine we’re ...
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The New “Electronic” Civil Registry Extract is NOT Electronic

1 year ago
When I saw the billboards promoting an electronic civil registry extract, I thought to myself that this is too good to be true, and it turned out to be a hoax. What they did was ...
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