Our Education Minister has unveiled a dangerous conspiracy aimed at promoting homosexuality to Lebanese children through the “Snakes & Ladders” Game. The game which is presented within the “Kitabi – My Book”, a project funded by the US Agency for International Development (USAID), was confiscated from all public schools.

The minister’s decision was a personal one and he justified it as to “avoid any confusion”. By confusion, I suppose he meant turning lesbian or gay after looking at all these colorful snakes going up and down ladders.

Someone call the Guinness World Records people to see if we claim the most idiotic decision ever taken by a government official award.