Remember the old days when you actually had to light a candle at church and then say a prayer? Well not anymore! With the new pray-o-matic 3000, you don’t have to go through the hassle of actually lighting a candle, you can just insert a donation in the slot, press the button and one of the light bulbs will light up at random. All that’s left is for you to pray.
Happy Mar Maroun!
Hmm, this is very old stuff?
haven’t been to church since 2003 i think, so this is new to me
if u dont answer the donation will the light go on ??
yes, but God will know that you didn’t put in a donation and he won’t be happy with you
LOL! Yup.. the small church in Harissa have had this since I was a kid! I still prefer lighting a candle.
Shallowness to the rooftop
Yeah the Harissa Chapel has had it since i can remember, and since then I’ve been lighting them all up without putting anything in just for fun… Never been stricken by the giant hand of God yet…will keep you posted though…never understood why lighting a candle or flicking a switch, or even giving money would make my prayers go fulfilled… you would think the church (internationally) has gotten to a point where its diverse investment would be returning enough profit to not necessitate donations… i don’t give my money for it to cover their Pedophile out of court settlements.