Lebanon is participating in the International Telecommunication Union Plenipotentiary Conference in Guadelajara, Mexico next month and our dear telecommunications minister is taking his whole family for the trip, of course on the government's expenses. According to Oussama, and after he checked out the list of participants and investigated their relationship with minister Nahhas, it turns out he is taking his wife and two daughters along for the trip. If this were a European president or…

Minister of agriculture Hussein Hajj Hassan proudly announced today that he will conduct several "surprise" visits to milk companies in Lebanon to make sure they are abiding by international standards. A question to you Mr.Hassan: Where is the element of surprise if you inform them in advance?