Al-Anhar, not to be confused with Annahar, is a Lebanese satirical account. They were posting yesterday hilarious tweets on measures Trump would take if he was our president. They only shared four of them but I could think of many more such as:

سوف ادعو ريما ديب إلى حفل تنصبي رئيس
سوف ادعو إلى تظاهرة مليونية بمن حضر
سوف افرض عقوبات على الأرغيله العجمي

etc …

Check out more of their tweets [here].