I always enjoy reading Joumana Haddad's articles. This one's hilarious yet so true. Lebanese people do not queue. This aversion to waiting patiently for their turn in anything, at any given time and place, is so common, so "natural" and innate, that you'd think it's written somewhere in their genes: The Swedish are blond. The Chinese have slanted eyes. And the Lebanese don't, won't, can't queue. It is a scientific fact. Every single day, I…