Caretake PM Hassan Diab is Not Happy With His Salary

Our grumpy good-for-nothing caretake PM Hassan Diab apparently has time to give interviews to foreign media. In his most recent interview with Financial Times, he was complaining on how he's stuck in office on less than than $1,000 a month and that his job "is the only job in the world where you resign and then you’re stuck". There are protests everywhere, people are invading supermarkets, COVID cases are still on the rise, vaccination is…

Information Minister Manal Abdel Samad is Joining The World’s Longest Zoom Meeting

The Lebanese Ministry of Information tweeted yesterday that minister Abdel Samad has received an invitation to host the longest Zoom meeting in the world that is expected to last more than 28 hours. The event is organized by Lebanon news online and is expected to achieve a Guinness World Record for the longest virtual talk through Zoom. They will be discussing the COVID-19 pandemic and the meeting will include over 100 guests from the Arab…
Critiques

Where Did the Bank Deposits Go?

4 years ago
Between end of 2018 and February 2020, 98,885 accounts were closed in Lebanese banks, the majority holding between 5 and 30 Million Liras. $21.3 Billion Dollars is the total amount of cash withdrawn from banks ...
Critiques

Latest Lalaland News: BDL Set to Introduce Digital Currency in 2021

4 years ago
BDL has been considering a digital currency since 2017 following the rise of bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies, and is apparently set to launch it in 2021, according to Governor Riad Salameh. The digital currency is ...
Humor

Wissam Magdy Hilarious Clip on Trump 2020 Campaign

4 years ago
Egyptian Artist Wissam Magdy remade an old song dedicated to Egypt’s dictator Hosni Mubarak and turned it into a pro-Trump song. For those who haven’t heard the original song, it was more of a small ...
Critiques

Health Minister Says Lebanon Will Get COVID-19 Vaccine By End of Year

4 years ago
Our joke of a health minister has announced that Lebanon will be getting its share of COVID-19 vaccines by end of year or max by January 2021. However, he did not specify what vaccine we’re ...
Humor

The New “Electronic” Civil Registry Extract is NOT Electronic

4 years ago
When I saw the billboards promoting an electronic civil registry extract, I thought to myself that this is too good to be true, and it turned out to be a hoax. What they did was ...
Humor

When You Don’t Want the Authorities to Know You’re Selling Dollars

4 years ago
Everyone is selling & buying dollars in Lebanon and the easiest way to do so if you’re not a licensed exchanger is through WhatsApp groups. The black market is booming and those trading via WhatsApp ...
Humor

The Worst Video Clip of 2020?

4 years ago
Who would have though someone might overthrow Rola Yammout for the worst and most disturbing video clips ever? Well there you go. We have a winner and his name is Star Dodi. If you wish ...
Critiques

How To Promote Lebanese Sports in The Worst Way Possible

4 years ago
This video was too painful to watch. When you’re able to group all these brilliant Lebanese athletes together, the least you can do is engage a good production team. The lyrics and tune are cliche ...
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