Some Lebanese are desperately trying to keep bombs away from their cars and trying to gain the criminals’ sympathy. Whomever wrote this meant is as a joke but come to think of it, insurance companies in Lebanon don’t cover your losses if your car is totaled in an explosion, unless you pay some extra free, and the bank will still want his money even if your car is gone!

Of course one can wait for the Lebanese authorities to pay him/her like they always promise to do after tragic events such as car explosions or violent clashes, but we all know that’s not gonna happen.